Bullshit Acronyms All New For 2007

The Bullshit Take On The Latest Acronyms

Hello
Greetings and welcome to 2007,albeit it slightly late.
I came across some of the predicted latest trends in acronyms in the daily rag today, and would like to share them with you, with were appropriate a real life translation.

Gastro porn
Turning the mundane chore of cooking into a voyeuristic pleasure, as carried out by celebrity chefs.
Translation a real sad bugger who takes a simple task like cooking and tries to make it as good as sex.
Either they are real crap at sex, have no conversational skills to wow a girl with or as just totally sad.

Cougars
Women such as Sadie Frost and Demi Moore whose partners are much younger than them.
Translation
Dirty old women playing a game men mastered a long time ago.
Clearly a case of penis envy.

Brand Sluts
Consumers who flit from one brand to another
Translation
Just another way of saying fashion victim

Bangalore Envy
Workers fears that that their jobs will be lost and relocated to India


Adultescents
Young people at a crossroads between living independently and relying on parents.
Also known as kidults
Translation
Little shits who refuse to grow up at all. Spent the majority of their lives getting a useless degree from University in a worthless subject, acquiring lots of debt in the process.
Now exposed to real life and don’t like it, so try to sponge of parents and steps, while whining about debt repayments cost of housing etc, answer grow up you little shits.

Churchonomics
Churches operating like a big business.
Translation
Every minor pastor gets on some religious channel on satellite TV and fleeces the public for donations.

She-E-O’s
Women executives who use the latest gadgets like Blackberries to run their personal lives like careers.
TRANSLATION

Playing men at their own game now they can afford gadgets, again a clear case of penis envy.