There are several types of women you will encounter as you go through life as a man.
Firstly and naturally there’s your mother.
This is the woman who gave you life, and nurtured you, so you admire her, WRONG!
Secretly the bitch is grooming you for other women to manipulate you all your life.
So that your girlfriends and eventually your wife will rule you entirely.
You think that this feeding mending your clothes and organising your life is kindness.
Wrong again, this is the way that the sisterhood programmes you as a man to let a woman run your life if she gives you these stimuli.
Next you are passed over to teachers, again mainly women who perpetuate the myth that women are caregivers and warm and cuddly.
So you pass into high school and notice these sweet smelling creatures ,who are not related to you ,and being full of hormones and being ruled by little head ,you find your very first girlfriend.
You think that you chose her, well think again it was the women who singled you out as a possible meal ticket.
So off you go to college, and you may have the same or a new girlfriend, if you dumped the previous model you have been fooled into thinking it was your choice, not so.
It was of course the young women who was through with you, having decided ,that you were not suitable husband material.
Could be she had not as yet developed the skills needed to mould you as she desired.
It could also be that like a magnificent stallion you had not been broken(tamed) yet.
So as a mere male you then enter the workforce ,now you are in serious trouble, this is when you in your prime earning years ,are the equivalent of big game ,to the female of the species.
Every women knows that men are simple creatures ,needing only to be well fed, reasonably well dressed and allowed some spending money.
Notice how when things get serious with your girl, she decides which of your friends you can keep, notice how she picks your wardrobe, and how she make friends with your mother all part of the plan to emasculate you and keep you down trodden.
So let this be a warning to all young men out there.
Stay wild and free as long as you can.
WOMEN are dangerous.
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Monday, May 15, 2006
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Dog Or Woman Which One Is Mans Friend?
A dog may well be mans best friend.
No dog has ever complained when you roll home from the pub rat arsed, well not unless you are really well gone and hallucinating.
A dog is always ,always happy to see you, and doesn’t judge you in any way.
I have never had to feed a dog drink to get it to like me yet, nor does it complain when ,you crack one of or complain about you getting drunk with your friends.
On pay day no dog will demand you hand over your wages.
No dog complains if you look at other women, nor can a dog read your mind as some women can
A dog doesn't demand a new washing machine ,dishwasher or spend a fortune on cosmetics.
There are of course one or two areas where a wife or girlfriend tops a dog.
Women can cook, it’s as yet illegal to have sex with a dog, apart from some hillbillies nobody really wants to.
No dog will call in sick and lie for you ,women also come in handy for ironing as well.
Women in the main do not demand to be taken out for a walk in the pissing rain, or shake their wet coats all over the house, there may be some exceptions to this of course.
You can’t take your dog to company parties ,but then again no dog runs of on you, they are faithful unlike some women.
No dog has ever complained when you roll home from the pub rat arsed, well not unless you are really well gone and hallucinating.
A dog is always ,always happy to see you, and doesn’t judge you in any way.
I have never had to feed a dog drink to get it to like me yet, nor does it complain when ,you crack one of or complain about you getting drunk with your friends.
On pay day no dog will demand you hand over your wages.
No dog complains if you look at other women, nor can a dog read your mind as some women can
A dog doesn't demand a new washing machine ,dishwasher or spend a fortune on cosmetics.
There are of course one or two areas where a wife or girlfriend tops a dog.
Women can cook, it’s as yet illegal to have sex with a dog, apart from some hillbillies nobody really wants to.
No dog will call in sick and lie for you ,women also come in handy for ironing as well.
Women in the main do not demand to be taken out for a walk in the pissing rain, or shake their wet coats all over the house, there may be some exceptions to this of course.
You can’t take your dog to company parties ,but then again no dog runs of on you, they are faithful unlike some women.
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Tony's Latest Wheeze To Squeeze The Proles
So Tony B liar has asked Wendy Alexander’s( the one with the trout pout, and a turbo mouth)brother to investigate road pricing.
Given that UK motorists pay £42 billion a year in taxes of which £6 billion is spent on maintenance and new road building, where the hell does the rest go?
The evil mastermind behind this must be Gordon the dip Brown, a barely reformed communist who quite clearly wants to tax us all rich ,poor and middling alike to death.
Looking at things closely it’s clear that labour hate motorists, David Begg ,has done his best to rid Edinburgh of motor vehicles.
Maybe commissar Blair and co want to return to the halcyon days when only the rich could afford to drive a car.
Maybe they don’t like the proles cluttering the road for old two jags Prescott, he obviously needs two jags to keep pace with his mistresses.
To whom does one apply in the US for a bit of friendly regime change when it’s needed?
E mail address and phone number please.
Think of the advantages for our colonial cousins, our chavs ,could give them plenty of guests for Jerry and Oprah ,and a bit of cannon fodder for the next invasion of an oil rich country, no need to teach them English, we speak nearly the same language anyway.
For us it would mean cheap oil and less taxes, although we couldn’t take any wet backs as we are now nearly full up with illegals anyway.
Given that UK motorists pay £42 billion a year in taxes of which £6 billion is spent on maintenance and new road building, where the hell does the rest go?
The evil mastermind behind this must be Gordon the dip Brown, a barely reformed communist who quite clearly wants to tax us all rich ,poor and middling alike to death.
Looking at things closely it’s clear that labour hate motorists, David Begg ,has done his best to rid Edinburgh of motor vehicles.
Maybe commissar Blair and co want to return to the halcyon days when only the rich could afford to drive a car.
Maybe they don’t like the proles cluttering the road for old two jags Prescott, he obviously needs two jags to keep pace with his mistresses.
To whom does one apply in the US for a bit of friendly regime change when it’s needed?
E mail address and phone number please.
Think of the advantages for our colonial cousins, our chavs ,could give them plenty of guests for Jerry and Oprah ,and a bit of cannon fodder for the next invasion of an oil rich country, no need to teach them English, we speak nearly the same language anyway.
For us it would mean cheap oil and less taxes, although we couldn’t take any wet backs as we are now nearly full up with illegals anyway.
Sunday, May 07, 2006
The BNP Do Well At Elections So What
So the British National Party did quite well in this weeks local government elections in England.
They got 12 councillors elected against an expected 6.
Most of them were in London boroughs to be fair.
What can we learn from this ?
A few things actually, this is normally a time when the electorate register protest votes.
Do some English people feel marginalised in their own country?
Do they feel unwanted and unloved in their own country?
Do they resent the recent influx of what some perceive as economic migrants as opposed to genuine asylum seekers?
If any of this is true then Mr Blair and co should take serious notice, that the populace has had enough.
What strikes me as odd though is that we in the Uk are basically a mongrel mix of angles Saxons, jutes and Vikings. And many more
It seems to be at odds with the history of our country, which is one of trading throughout the whole world!
Maybe the little Englander is on the rise, I recently noticed car sticker on a jag saying keep Britain out of Europe save the pound or something similar, strange given that Jaguar is now owned by Gm of America, that the brakes were probably made in Germany along with the electronics and most of the components would have been sourced Europe wide or even world wide, consistency I think not.
Then again most of these clowns long for Britain that never was,warm beer cricket on the village green etc.
They got 12 councillors elected against an expected 6.
Most of them were in London boroughs to be fair.
What can we learn from this ?
A few things actually, this is normally a time when the electorate register protest votes.
Do some English people feel marginalised in their own country?
Do they feel unwanted and unloved in their own country?
Do they resent the recent influx of what some perceive as economic migrants as opposed to genuine asylum seekers?
If any of this is true then Mr Blair and co should take serious notice, that the populace has had enough.
What strikes me as odd though is that we in the Uk are basically a mongrel mix of angles Saxons, jutes and Vikings. And many more
It seems to be at odds with the history of our country, which is one of trading throughout the whole world!
Maybe the little Englander is on the rise, I recently noticed car sticker on a jag saying keep Britain out of Europe save the pound or something similar, strange given that Jaguar is now owned by Gm of America, that the brakes were probably made in Germany along with the electronics and most of the components would have been sourced Europe wide or even world wide, consistency I think not.
Then again most of these clowns long for Britain that never was,warm beer cricket on the village green etc.
Saturday, May 06, 2006
Where Did My Life Go!!!!!
Who stole my life.
American beauty was being repeated on BBC1 tonight and it got me thinking where the hell has my life gone?
Back in high school I used to feel that I would hate to wake up in my forties, the same as everybody else, with a little life running on the old hamster wheel doing the same shit day in day out.
Well guess what here I am at 41 doing a job I don’t much care for working two actually, doing what everyone else does.
Maybe it’s true and we do all live lives of quiet desperation.
Every day ,every week is much the same, do the work pay the bills.
Do what your wife, boss society expects of you, conform, maybe it’s part of the deal of being an adult.
So why do adults forego fun?
Can anybody remember what it’s like to enjoy themselves anymore?
American beauty was being repeated on BBC1 tonight and it got me thinking where the hell has my life gone?
Back in high school I used to feel that I would hate to wake up in my forties, the same as everybody else, with a little life running on the old hamster wheel doing the same shit day in day out.
Well guess what here I am at 41 doing a job I don’t much care for working two actually, doing what everyone else does.
Maybe it’s true and we do all live lives of quiet desperation.
Every day ,every week is much the same, do the work pay the bills.
Do what your wife, boss society expects of you, conform, maybe it’s part of the deal of being an adult.
So why do adults forego fun?
Can anybody remember what it’s like to enjoy themselves anymore?
The Peter Pan Crew
What is it with today’s children specifically the young men?
They never seem to want to leave home.
Apparently the commonly held view is that their parents and possibly step parents are there to be soaked!!
Most of them go off to university or college for years meaning that they enter the adult world? around 26 years of age.
As a result we now have some of the best educated bar men and service staff in the world.
They then proceed to stay at home ,long after they should have flown the nest.
Naturally the parents are dismayed having done their bit by raising the little buggers in the first place.
All sorts of excuses spew from the little darlings mouth, mummy they cry I ‘m broke after paying back my student loan credit card bills, getting wasted on a week end.
Not forgetting acquiring every techno gadget known to mankind
Travelling to far flung corners of the world etc.
The price of housing is extortionate and on and on and on.
Well it seems to me that every generation has it’s challenges to overcome some lived through the great depression, others had to go out and stop Mr Hitler on his European tour of 39 to 45,and so forth.
Just tell the truth you are loath to grow up and don’t as yet realise that the cord has been cut.
The bit the peter pan generation forget is that the parents will now live long enough to be an embarrassment to them, thus getting their own back!
They never seem to want to leave home.
Apparently the commonly held view is that their parents and possibly step parents are there to be soaked!!
Most of them go off to university or college for years meaning that they enter the adult world? around 26 years of age.
As a result we now have some of the best educated bar men and service staff in the world.
They then proceed to stay at home ,long after they should have flown the nest.
Naturally the parents are dismayed having done their bit by raising the little buggers in the first place.
All sorts of excuses spew from the little darlings mouth, mummy they cry I ‘m broke after paying back my student loan credit card bills, getting wasted on a week end.
Not forgetting acquiring every techno gadget known to mankind
Travelling to far flung corners of the world etc.
The price of housing is extortionate and on and on and on.
Well it seems to me that every generation has it’s challenges to overcome some lived through the great depression, others had to go out and stop Mr Hitler on his European tour of 39 to 45,and so forth.
Just tell the truth you are loath to grow up and don’t as yet realise that the cord has been cut.
The bit the peter pan generation forget is that the parents will now live long enough to be an embarrassment to them, thus getting their own back!
Vegaetarians and Cyclists Scum of the world
Vegetarians are surely one of the lowest forms of life around, given that god or mother nature, depending upon your beliefs, designed the human to be an omnivore.
I agree that we eat far too much meat in today’s diet, but it seems to me that this seems to be an attention seeking ploy at best.
Most of then are wearing leather shoes for god’s sake, so it’s ok to wear the animals skin, just not to eat any of it.
The worst kind of vegetarian is the lacto ,these arseholes insist on tofu and Soya milk, yes I keep theses hanging around the kitchen for the 1 in 200 000 customers that just happen to be a sandal wearing windy bastard with a wispy beard like you, you sad f***er.
The lacto is extremely pious and self righteous.
Some veggies apparently like chicken now and again ,aye right.
Another group of self righteous gits are cyclists, look at us we don’t pollute the planet we are sooooo good aren’t we?
Yes that’s right ,why unlike other road users are they not insured or paying a form of road tax?
They should be bloody heavily taxed for wearing tight shorts so the rest of us can see their gonads and butts.
I agree that we eat far too much meat in today’s diet, but it seems to me that this seems to be an attention seeking ploy at best.
Most of then are wearing leather shoes for god’s sake, so it’s ok to wear the animals skin, just not to eat any of it.
The worst kind of vegetarian is the lacto ,these arseholes insist on tofu and Soya milk, yes I keep theses hanging around the kitchen for the 1 in 200 000 customers that just happen to be a sandal wearing windy bastard with a wispy beard like you, you sad f***er.
The lacto is extremely pious and self righteous.
Some veggies apparently like chicken now and again ,aye right.
Another group of self righteous gits are cyclists, look at us we don’t pollute the planet we are sooooo good aren’t we?
Yes that’s right ,why unlike other road users are they not insured or paying a form of road tax?
They should be bloody heavily taxed for wearing tight shorts so the rest of us can see their gonads and butts.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
The Smoking Ban A Month On
We are now a little over a month into the smoking ban in Scotland, most people seem to be peacefully accepting the ban.
I would like to thank Mr McConnell of the Scottish Reichstag for this wonderful piece of legislation.
As he can make no meaningful laws ,he chooses to ban smoking in public, we drive on highways that would be unacceptable in the outlying areas of Kurdistan but the wonderful Jack bans smoking.
Well done Jack, he only chose to do so as he can pass no real meaningful laws in his wee pretend parliament, the real power rests with the grown up palace of Westminster .
Smokers are one of the few groups that it is ok to victimise, being the modern day lepers of society.
We all know that it is now ok to get drunk,(basically poison yourself),start a fist fight with a stranger ,beat your wife up after getting pissed but don’t smoke in the doing so.
Second hand smoke is a vile and evil poison, how about the noise pollution from drunks staggering their way home from the pub, vomiting in the public flower beds as well, urinating in the street’s and other anti social behaviour that’s ok long as nobody smokes while doing it.
If wee Jack wants to do something worthwhile in between stopping his colleagues dipping the till ,making an arse of running the national health service, allowing economic migrants to take over the country, and making it harder for the average man in the street to survive then there are plenty of better things he could be doing.
Such as ?
Give us decent roads to drive on, give us hospitals where you don’t come out more ill than when you went in.
Stop pissing around in a pinstripe kilt at tartan week and embarrassing every last bloody one of us.
And finally resign !!
I would like to thank Mr McConnell of the Scottish Reichstag for this wonderful piece of legislation.
As he can make no meaningful laws ,he chooses to ban smoking in public, we drive on highways that would be unacceptable in the outlying areas of Kurdistan but the wonderful Jack bans smoking.
Well done Jack, he only chose to do so as he can pass no real meaningful laws in his wee pretend parliament, the real power rests with the grown up palace of Westminster .
Smokers are one of the few groups that it is ok to victimise, being the modern day lepers of society.
We all know that it is now ok to get drunk,(basically poison yourself),start a fist fight with a stranger ,beat your wife up after getting pissed but don’t smoke in the doing so.
Second hand smoke is a vile and evil poison, how about the noise pollution from drunks staggering their way home from the pub, vomiting in the public flower beds as well, urinating in the street’s and other anti social behaviour that’s ok long as nobody smokes while doing it.
If wee Jack wants to do something worthwhile in between stopping his colleagues dipping the till ,making an arse of running the national health service, allowing economic migrants to take over the country, and making it harder for the average man in the street to survive then there are plenty of better things he could be doing.
Such as ?
Give us decent roads to drive on, give us hospitals where you don’t come out more ill than when you went in.
Stop pissing around in a pinstripe kilt at tartan week and embarrassing every last bloody one of us.
And finally resign !!
Monday, May 01, 2006
Tony Blair Where's My Country???
Tony B Liar is an anagram of Tony Blair, I wonder what he and his cronies have done to our country since the early heady days of the election of new labour(same old crap).
Britain used to be a country where the values of being self supportive, reasonably honest and hard working were rewarded in the main, not any longer.
Look at recent events, Giovanni Prescott going at it like a rabbit with any willing female, the home secretary releasing criminals into every day society instead of deporting them.
Remember also Mandy the fixer now a eurocrat ,after a couple of major blunders, and the former home secretary one of the few talented people in Blair’s cabinet going nuts over his married lover.
The bunch in Scotland are little better being revealed as greedy little money grabbers, think of Henry McLeish and the scandals relating to his office expenses.
Also think of the varying opinions on the legality of the war in Iraq, a little odd given that the majority of our Mps are in fact lawyers.
Britain was once great and ruled half the civilised world, today it’s a basket case where the lazy and the feckless are the ones who are rewarded .
Specifically I am thinking about the layabout father of 14,(and his ilk) who is kicking of and demanding a mansion suitable to house his brood from his local council.
We live in a country where despite producing oil of our own shores we pay more than most for a litre of fuel, most of it being made up of tax .
I still remember one of the increases on road tax being justified as being to pay for improvements to the n h s, excuse me since when did road tax go towards paying for hospitals?
Never mind that most of the road fund licence is actually spent elsewhere and we drive on roads that would be frowned upon in Albania.
Motorists are viewed as an easy target for the government to soak ,as we have no voice per se.
Today in the Uk to be white working class is to be in a group who are despised and neglected by our own government and the other political parties, especially if you try to be self reliant and responsible .
It seems politicians are only willing to listen to vocal minority groups thereby imposing the will of the minority upon the majority surely this is undemocratic to say least .
Britain used to be a country where the values of being self supportive, reasonably honest and hard working were rewarded in the main, not any longer.
Look at recent events, Giovanni Prescott going at it like a rabbit with any willing female, the home secretary releasing criminals into every day society instead of deporting them.
Remember also Mandy the fixer now a eurocrat ,after a couple of major blunders, and the former home secretary one of the few talented people in Blair’s cabinet going nuts over his married lover.
The bunch in Scotland are little better being revealed as greedy little money grabbers, think of Henry McLeish and the scandals relating to his office expenses.
Also think of the varying opinions on the legality of the war in Iraq, a little odd given that the majority of our Mps are in fact lawyers.
Britain was once great and ruled half the civilised world, today it’s a basket case where the lazy and the feckless are the ones who are rewarded .
Specifically I am thinking about the layabout father of 14,(and his ilk) who is kicking of and demanding a mansion suitable to house his brood from his local council.
We live in a country where despite producing oil of our own shores we pay more than most for a litre of fuel, most of it being made up of tax .
I still remember one of the increases on road tax being justified as being to pay for improvements to the n h s, excuse me since when did road tax go towards paying for hospitals?
Never mind that most of the road fund licence is actually spent elsewhere and we drive on roads that would be frowned upon in Albania.
Motorists are viewed as an easy target for the government to soak ,as we have no voice per se.
Today in the Uk to be white working class is to be in a group who are despised and neglected by our own government and the other political parties, especially if you try to be self reliant and responsible .
It seems politicians are only willing to listen to vocal minority groups thereby imposing the will of the minority upon the majority surely this is undemocratic to say least .
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