The Smoking Ban A Month On

We are now a little over a month into the smoking ban in Scotland, most people seem to be peacefully accepting the ban.
I would like to thank Mr McConnell of the Scottish Reichstag for this wonderful piece of legislation.
As he can make no meaningful laws ,he chooses to ban smoking in public, we drive on highways that would be unacceptable in the outlying areas of Kurdistan but the wonderful Jack bans smoking.
Well done Jack, he only chose to do so as he can pass no real meaningful laws in his wee pretend parliament, the real power rests with the grown up palace of Westminster .
Smokers are one of the few groups that it is ok to victimise, being the modern day lepers of society.
We all know that it is now ok to get drunk,(basically poison yourself),start a fist fight with a stranger ,beat your wife up after getting pissed but don’t smoke in the doing so.
Second hand smoke is a vile and evil poison, how about the noise pollution from drunks staggering their way home from the pub, vomiting in the public flower beds as well, urinating in the street’s and other anti social behaviour that’s ok long as nobody smokes while doing it.
If wee Jack wants to do something worthwhile in between stopping his colleagues dipping the till ,making an arse of running the national health service, allowing economic migrants to take over the country, and making it harder for the average man in the street to survive then there are plenty of better things he could be doing.
Such as ?
Give us decent roads to drive on, give us hospitals where you don’t come out more ill than when you went in.
Stop pissing around in a pinstripe kilt at tartan week and embarrassing every last bloody one of us.
And finally resign !!