Dog Or Woman Which One Is Mans Friend?

A dog may well be mans best friend.
No dog has ever complained when you roll home from the pub rat arsed, well not unless you are really well gone and hallucinating.
A dog is always ,always happy to see you, and doesn’t judge you in any way.
I have never had to feed a dog drink to get it to like me yet, nor does it complain when ,you crack one of or complain about you getting drunk with your friends.
On pay day no dog will demand you hand over your wages.
No dog complains if you look at other women, nor can a dog read your mind as some women can
A dog doesn't demand a new washing machine ,dishwasher or spend a fortune on cosmetics.
There are of course one or two areas where a wife or girlfriend tops a dog.
Women can cook, it’s as yet illegal to have sex with a dog, apart from some hillbillies nobody really wants to.
No dog will call in sick and lie for you ,women also come in handy for ironing as well.
Women in the main do not demand to be taken out for a walk in the pissing rain, or shake their wet coats all over the house, there may be some exceptions to this of course.
You can’t take your dog to company parties ,but then again no dog runs of on you, they are faithful unlike some women.