People To Avoid

I'll cover some types of people that you should definately avoid

Wellness Consultants Usually selling over priced lotions and potions designed to cleanse and purify your body.

So far you have enjoyed drinking smoking and eating doughnuts and cakes ,the result you are a fat overweight git and you feel like shit in the morning.
Remedy swallow this drink with 200 active ingredients none of which you have heard of,
you now spend half the day in the toilet.
Advice from the CONsultant(note the first three letters in consultant) your body is being purified /shedding the toxins from your abuse and this is normal.
Whats normal in crapping all day,and breaking wind so violently that the odour would clear a city?


Lifestyle Coaches

Crazed individuals we used to have friends ,who we could talk about our problems to.
Not anymore,you can now pay some nutter to tell what you already know/want to hear.
that it's the fault of your dysfunctional family background,or some other excuses that lets you of the hook for being a lazy overweight crazy fucked up loser.
Key phrases they use it's not your fault (right).
If you meet one best to have stun gun or nightstick handy.



Ifa's

Independent Finacial Advisor
This person used to be employed by an insurance company,however due to the company being sued for misselling mortgages and the like, they had to downsize their entire staff.
Like to sell you pensions and insurance you don't need or want so they can get your first years payments as commission.

Smoking Cessation Officers

Smoking is fun, keeps you trim and is trendy, ignore anyone who tells you otherwise THEY ARE WRONG.
If you really want to stop you can get free help form the NHS.
A thinly disguised way for local goverment to employ a new staff member and thereby increase your council tax.
The new ban on smoking in pubs will only succeed in getting you to put one poison at a time in your body,however you will get hypothermia from going outside for a quick drag.
Also puts the good people who stock cigarette machines out of work.
Personally I have never heard of anyone losing control of their car after smoking too much ,getting in a fight with strangers or beating up their wife when they get home.
Need I say anymore.



An excuse for more goverment interference in our lives and fro do gooders to meddle.