Why God Has To Be A Man

The reason god is male is pretty easy to prove
Think about he went and made the universe planets, galaxies and all that stuff.
So after all that he’s pretty made up, but hang on it’s a lonely old business being god and being on your own, so he has a crack at making his own mini me, early attempts were not so good
Evolved really quick, were cocky and told god to do one.
The basic shape was all wrong with big heads weird eyes, this is where aliens come from god’s early attempts at building man.
So god has a little think, notices earth away in the distance and decides to have one last go.
This time he makes blueprints and works things out, so he looks at Adam in his garden of Eden and says to himself way to go.
This is where I can prove god is a male only a male would do a close to perfect job, and decide to tinker and have one last go.

So now he comes up with Eve(woman) from a spare rib and a few odds and sods in the god toolbox.
One design flaw was giving woman the power of speech (think nagging here)
It now all goes tits up, Eve now persuades Adam to eat the apple from the forbidden tree.
Up till that point Adam followed the rules, then Eve came along “oh go on Adam god’s being silly ,it’s a silly rule what can go wrong?”
We all know the rest, but notice the blame being laid on the serpent early case of penis envy?
Also a typical woman’s ploy it was someone else’s fault